the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on
by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023
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Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.
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Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024
Get the imaginary beef mug.The radical idea that the most powerful forces in society—Money, Individual rights, and Nation-States—are collective hallucinations we all agree to believe in. A dollar bill is just paper; a border is just a line; your "freedom" is just a story. Jiang's theory states that power is the ability to control these shared fictions and make them feel real and immutable. The most successful elites are the master world-builders who can create a new "imaginary" (like cryptocurrency or a new national identity) and get millions to buy into it.
Example: "Imaginary Control Theory explains Bitcoin: it's a new shared fiction of value, created from nothing, that competes with the old fiction of the U.S. dollar. The 'truth' is just whichever story more people believe and enforce. It's all a meta-game of make-believe with tanks and bank accounts."
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Get the Imaginary Control Theory mug.if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis
but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis
but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells
Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
Get the imaginary number mug.A place where you imagine things. It could be described as something akin to an aquarium for the observer.
A satirical take on the imaginarium translator as a plagiarist:
“it is the paparazzi of observation; taking snaps, selling gossip, manipulating the message, massaging your tone, sharing your ideas without your consent, without you.
Then, selling it back to you.“
“it is the paparazzi of observation; taking snaps, selling gossip, manipulating the message, massaging your tone, sharing your ideas without your consent, without you.
Then, selling it back to you.“
by Doppelgänger August 31, 2025
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yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...
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