Grayslake, Illinois

Pretty cool town in Northern Illinois. Half the high school smokes, but everyone's pretty down with each other and its a good environment for outdoor activity.

"Dude, Grayslake, Illinois is a sick town." "It's so awesome.

by MrGreenSpaniel April 4, 2011

illinois

A midwestern state where you could see a Porshe and a John Deere tractor on the same country road on your way to eat a Pony Shoe (or if you're hungry, a Horse Shoe) with your neighbors who happen to be a farmer, a stock broker, a doctor, and a hippie (i.e., very diverse). Illinoisians are infatuated with the outdoors, as shown by the multitude of state parks throughout the state. Although there sometimes tends to be tension between the Chicagoans and Downstaters, both unite together in their loyalty and pride in Illinois.

Notable cities (from south to north): Decatur, Charleston-Mattoon, Springfield, Danville, Urbana-Champaign, Bloomington, Peoria, Rockford, Rock Island-Moline, Chicago and suburbs.

by scot d September 5, 2005

Illinois Power Outage

knock 'er out,
bang 'er

Luke: yea I gave her the Meat Hammer last night.
Ian: how'd u do that
Luke: Illinois Power Outage

by limdim November 17, 2011

Illinois Gravy Train

A three way involving a Hermaphrodite, and two men (One man wears a strap-on). The Hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has sex with her doggy style. He penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his penis and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. The last guy engages in anal sex with the strap-on guy completing the train. The train cannot be broken until all members have ejaculated (thus providing the gravy).

I was at a party the other day, and I walked in on your brother in an Illinois Gravy Train.

by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

Illinois

A state in America you dumbfuck

What is Illinois you're a dumbfuck it's a state

by CustomGrow420sparents May 26, 2016

illiberal liberal

Refers to left-of-center folks who post nasty comments about other Americans with whom they disagree. They also try to apply a lengthy litmus test to evaluate whether an American is a "real Democrat".

An illiberal liberal just tried to excommunicate me from the Democratic party, the party of diversity, because I suggested that some Democrats are pro-life.

by Inbothhemispheres August 11, 2017

Illiev

Illiev is the most on job guy I know in my hood. He rolls in a mad golf cart and chills with penguins

Someone call Illiev to shank these man up

by Illiev January 10, 2019