Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

by TheNix November 23, 2011

Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina

Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!

by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

Hung like a witch

Executed or suicide by hanging. Same as hung like a horse thief, hung like a murderer, or other criminal executed by hanging.

Al DeGuzman is hung like a witch! He hung himself in prison the year after he was going to blow up De Anza College.

by Thomas Bailey June 22, 2008

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

hung like an outlaw

an outlaw in the wild west would be hung. this phrase is used to refer to the size of your penis as the same size as the rope.

Oh my god, Mark's cock was so big, he's hung like an outlaw!

by hevx May 26, 2017