a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 04, 2003
A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004
by Amelyn January 04, 2018
The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.
Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
A biological species that are capable of destroying a planet in a few years, they create such technologies that damage the ecosystem. Humans create such high technology such as bombs just to kill other people(like when America bombed Japan) or to humiliate other people. Humans hate each other and are the doom of this planet. Humans are us, we are just sitting around in our room, playing video games. To be able to play video games, humans collected a lot of the suns energy and took electrons and put them into what we are now starring at, a screen. Humans have damaged so much of the Earth which is a place we are now living in. We are humanity that destroy our planet and it's living creatures.
Humans are flawed, soulless creatures, like me
Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?
Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!
Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?
Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!
by Imnotmaren September 08, 2020
by HahaSuprise March 29, 2017