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Hover Floving

the acts of "liking" a large number of someone's photos, statuses, and posts on the social network, Facebook.
Hover floving is usually as performed by a mother who misses her daughter or a desperate ex-lover hoping to rekindle a romance. The number of likes is subjective, but less than 10 is looked down upon. More than 100 is legendary.

Hover floving is like stalking, but a good thing.
by Rachel's Mom September 12, 2013
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hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.
by STREWZMEMEZ March 7, 2018
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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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Gee-Hover

A 1960's colloquial expression, possibly of Canadian or Northeastern American origin, used to convey surprise, shock, or mild annoyance.
Possibly derived from the Latin name for the Christian God, Jehovah.
Gee-Hover, what the hell do you think you're doing?!
Gee-Hover, it's cold again.
by TedTheadoreLogan May 27, 2024
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hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024
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butt hover

the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover
george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!
by 8ivel8 June 12, 2011
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