dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.
Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!
by dookie69 May 03, 2010
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Hovering

v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.
Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.

Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?

Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..

Girl: Alright.

-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?

Boy: You’re hovering.
by anelly923 February 06, 2020
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hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 13, 2014
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hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.
by STREWZMEMEZ March 07, 2018
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Hover

The dizzy floating feeling when you're hung over.
buddy didn't make it to the bathroom hes probably hover
by DudeLlama April 21, 2020
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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
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