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The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.
The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.
by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018
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Hover Floving

the acts of "liking" a large number of someone's photos, statuses, and posts on the social network, Facebook.
Hover floving is usually as performed by a mother who misses her daughter or a desperate ex-lover hoping to rekindle a romance. The number of likes is subjective, but less than 10 is looked down upon. More than 100 is legendary.

Hover floving is like stalking, but a good thing.
by Rachel's Mom September 12, 2013
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hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
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hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.
by STREWZMEMEZ March 7, 2018
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Gee-Hover

A 1960's colloquial expression, possibly of Canadian or Northeastern American origin, used to convey surprise, shock, or mild annoyance.
Possibly derived from the Latin name for the Christian God, Jehovah.
Gee-Hover, what the hell do you think you're doing?!
Gee-Hover, it's cold again.
by TedTheadoreLogan May 27, 2024
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Hover

The dizzy floating feeling when you're hung over.
buddy didn't make it to the bathroom hes probably hover
by DudeLlama April 21, 2020
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