Houston Astros

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb

The Houston Astros are pricks!

by Random stuff bruh March 1, 2021

Houston handshake

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands

I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday

by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

houston towel

The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation

after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel

by potato casserol April 24, 2007

Houston Texans

the shittiest team in the nfl

the houston texans are losing... again

by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006

Houston Texans

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.

"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."

by Sports Info July 7, 2006

Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021