Hoof Hearted

The last horse to cross the finish line

God, that horse sucks, what's his name?

Hoof Hearted

by VP July 2, 2004

Piss Hoof

Woman's vagina

You can see her large Piss Hoof through those jeans!

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002

Horse Hoof

Another word for a Vagina, Pussy, Camel Toe, etc...

Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.

by CptAoftheSSHole July 8, 2011

strong on the hoof

Being a big timer, Notable strength and prowess. To infinity and beyond.

A 1000 horsepower C18 catepillar is well known as being strong on the hoof

by Randy Big Timer February 3, 2010

alligator hoof

A marijuanna cigarette

Henry rolled up a nice alligator hoof and sparked it to his dome.

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013

gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.

Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.

by andyboi69 June 6, 2018

hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019