Hobosexual

A sexual attraction to hobos.

Guy: what the Hell is that guy doing is he flirting with a hobo
Other guy: dude let him be, hes hobosexual

by arcanenarwhal September 16, 2016

Hobosexual

Ho•bo•sex•u•al

A person who is unable to care for themselves but not allowed to live at home so they jump into meaningless relationships for a place to live and someone to take care of them.

Amanda doesn’t even want to be with Chris but she is a hobosexual... eventually she will find someone new to mooch off of.

by ItsFuckingFunny December 17, 2019

Hobosexual

When someone is only dating or sleeping with you because they need somewhere to live they’re considered a hobosexual

“Wow you and Brandi are taking the relationship pretty fast, moving in already and all”
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

Hobosexual

A hobosexual Is a person who dates you with the sole purpose of having a place to stay

Caleb only dated me because he wanted my money and a place to stay what a hobosexual

by Aldaw January 12, 2020

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 22, 2011