jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 22, 2011

Photo Hoarder

A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.

Photo Hoarder

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl April 3, 2020

Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.

My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.

by Crazy M. October 6, 2011

snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.

Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...

by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018