Mr P Herbert

59 and still a fuck boy

Oi Mr P Herbert come here you fuck boy

by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020

Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

by thedouchies May 18, 2009

herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011

herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 15, 2003

herbert

It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."

"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."

by Øne November 9, 2007

Herberger

When an eye booger-like substance gets in or on a lady's genitals. Most do not know they have a herberger until flicked off. Herberger is a type of STD.

I was flicking my bean last night and all of a sudden I flicked a herberger off.

by duckfart01 April 8, 2017

Herbertian

To possess the supposed qualities of, or display the nuanced attributes of writer, director and actor Joel Herbert.
e.g: Bold and unusual ideas, complex narratives, artistic arrogance, masculine narrative structures, fast paced, self-acknowledged wit. Large, masculine.

The show was overwhelming - at times even Herbertian.

by Ladouche March 17, 2011