by Flabby grandma dick August 15, 2014
An awesome girl that no one can resist. Can be a bit bipolar, but she loves to laugh and play. She LOVES music and her boyfriend, who happens to be Nick. She has DARK Brown/red hair, hazel green eyes and big tits. Let's face it, EVERYONE loves Heather!
by ILoveTurtlesAndUnicorns October 26, 2011
being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.
"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
by howayou_alice February 22, 2010
by Heather Mellinger February 11, 2007
by Ihateforests August 14, 2020
Heather is beautiful, down to earth and straight-up unbelievable. She likes keeping to herself and usually doesn’t let people into her life, her private life is known only by a lucky few. And if you’re lucky enough to get to know heather, you’re in for a treat. She’s a woman you can’t get out of your mind once you’ve met her and you can’t live without once you know her. Once you’ve kissed her you’re hooked. She has many boys wanting her but she’ll only go for someone who is a challenge to her. She’s not a whore but definitely not innocent, she will blow you mind in bed and really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on to the point where it’s almost painful. She doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard and deep and she’ll stay by you forever, but if you break her heart she may not be very forgiving. She's much underappreciated until you realize what she actually does for everyone. She loves pleasing you, listening and singing music, she’s a good cook and a wonderful mother. Definitely someone to hold on to.
by Devotedtoheather060219 March 21, 2019