FuckU Health Insurance

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.

Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Mental health food

Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.

by rexmortus January 26, 2018

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007

your mental health

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.

“hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”

by a homeless rabbit May 11, 2021

adequate health care

An urban legend of the USA.

Man, I've heard of adequate health care. It'd be so cool if it was real!

by The Kid Queen September 22, 2009

Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

my mental health

Not a thing

My mental health does not exist :3

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021