Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip

The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.

Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.

Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.

by Splm J May 21, 2020

Headbanger's Ball

THE best television program out there! All metal, all the time...

It was a dark day when they discontinued Headbanger's Ball, but now it has returned! Rejoice!

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

headbanger

A type of rocker; One who listens to hair/death/speed/thrash/heavy metal from the mid 80s to the mid 90s.

"those rockers are fags... crazy headbangers, are bigger pimps" -Brujeria

by N/A April 24, 2005

Headband

Not worn by hipsters.

Look at that headband. It's not on a hipster.

by ThaneB September 12, 2010

Headbanger

A sexual position, in which the woman lies on her back on a table (preferably waist high) and leans her head backward off the edge. she then "opens wide" whilst the man shoves his raging red devil erection into her blowhole. the man should thrust as if having rough sex. Voila!. the Headbanger

WARNING:Male scrotum CAN cause severe damage to the womans face whilst it slaps her in the EYES!

Doctor (to lusty patient): lie on this table and tilt your head back over the edge while i examine your throat.

Woman (proceeds to do so)

Doctor:open wide......now say ahhh

Woman: ahh...AHHHGHGHooglahb

Doctor: TOTAL HEADBANGER!! WHEYYYYYYY

(squirt)

doctor: that'll be €300 please

by $P@C€R 54 May 18, 2009

Headcanon

Something that has been thought up by fans of a certain type of media to either allow themselves to relate to a character or simply just for fun.

"I Headcanon Tony Stark as bisexual."

"People who get annoyed at headcanons are dumb."

by arddulliau October 26, 2022