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harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016
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Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.
Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...

Harambe's Law 

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
Harambe's Law by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016

Harambe'd 

To get in trouble, hurt or have something taken away from you for someone not watching their kid
John: Some kids were taunting my neighbors dog and stuck their hand through the fence to touch it and got bit, they put the dog down.
Jane: He got Harambe'd like a motha-fucka
Harambe'd by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

Harambe-cock

The act of forcefully wipping someone's penis out, with the sole purpose of honoring Harambe.
Dude dont Harambe-cock me!

I'm about to go Harambe-cock those mother fuckers
Harambe-cock by Auratory August 10, 2016

Harambe Grip 

When you put a little pepper on your pillow, so when you push her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like the fist of Harambe.
1: I tried the Harambe Grip last night. The quickest I've cum in my life
2: Bro, that's hectic! My missus refuses to try it
Harambe Grip by One Pump Owen November 9, 2017

harambe porn 

You actual deprived mitochondrion. You sick bastard. I hate you. I hate you. Stop this now.
Guy 1: Bro did you look up Harambe porn on the school computer.

Guy 2: Hell yeah brother

Guy 3: *commits harambe*
harambe porn by Shrek_5 October 14, 2019