hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

Happenings

An art event, often staged or pre-scripted, that requires active participation from an audience to come to full fruition.

Fluxus art involved the viewer, relying on the element of chance to shape the ultimate outcome of the piece. The use of chance was also employed by Dada, Marcel Duchamp, and other performance art of the time, such as Happenings.

by The Logical Fallacy May 13, 2017

Happenance

First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want

Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance

by GayJorge March 25, 2013

harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009

Happing

To pretend to be happy while feeling depressed.

Harry didn't want me to know he was struggling so he acted upbeat and joyful...he shouldn't be happing like that.

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017