Stephen Hawking

Dead wheelchair guy

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"

by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Hacking Darts

Smoking a cigarette of any kind whilst inhaling the smoke and exhaling it.

Robert was hacking darts with his friend Brad

by bigslut69 November 3, 2010

having a laugh

1)When someone is being inconvenient, or taking advantage of someone else.
2)To insult someone and then claim it was a joke.

1) Builder: We should be able to finish working on your kitchen in about two weeks
Man: You’re having a laugh mate!

2)To insulted friend :Oh come on I was just having a laugh!

by blackthorn December 14, 2008

hiking

Walking where it's okay to pee.

i) I went hiking with my scout troopers
ii) My grandfather accidentally went hiking

by AddisonPlus July 24, 2007

Having a Giraffe

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009