cum guzzler

A person who guzzles cum for the purpose of guzzling cum

WOW!!! You sure are a cum guzzler!!!

by Kertified Kum Konsumer January 22, 2022

Cum Guzzler

Being of the type of woman that prefers to swallow large amounts of semen, opposed to simply spitting it out like a lil' bitch.

Damn dude, I found this cum guzzler that gets the job done and doesn't act like a bitch.

by 69Big Tasty69 August 17, 2016

CUM GUZZLER

A slutty whore who will stop at nothing to suck cock and swallow all the cum

Beth was being a cum guzzler at the party last night

by Cum guzzler 73 July 30, 2020

Backend Guzzler

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.

Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!

by David Letter Man February 26, 2019

piss guzzler

piss guzzler can be one of 2 things.

piss guzzler is a fucling chad who pretends to be a girl wich works for the moat part and is a cool dude who needs a gf pretty bad.

piss guzzler. someone who guzzles piss.

Piss Guzzler looks really cool today!

What? are you a piss guzzler?

by piss guzzler May 2, 2020

cum guzzler

Usually a female, a slut perhaps, who gives many many blow jobs for free.

"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler

by Midge16 March 13, 2010

crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 14, 2008