by Captain Reuben Price April 19, 2023
The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 20, 2013
The Black Gunk appears due to buildup of dirt and sweat from neglecting to clean under your balls this will cause a dark sticky black gooey substance. form
1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
by SlamHur February 09, 2025
Group of 4 or more meet at a barn; everyone then gets penis out and starts ejaculating with cocaine on penis. Last one to arrive to the barn has to snort all lines before getting an explosion of fun. Ones who arrived first must cum before he snorts
by Ruke Coil April 09, 2024
by D1Gunker January 31, 2024
by D1Gunker January 31, 2024
Allowing as much filth as possible to accumulate on your body before either taking a shower or dying from overgunking.
by Gunkinator20XX June 11, 2024