Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.

I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.

by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022

Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape

will groom stinks

by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022

Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023

Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.

CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"

by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022

Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011

Groom of Gail

Used when talking about Horror Films when a character is clearly going to die soon. Inspired by the British Soap character Gail Platt who has had 4 out of her 5 husbands die.

He shouldn't have gone into that lock up garage. He's a Groom of Gail now.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020