Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 16, 2004

gobblerito

when you shove turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, and cranberry sauce into a women's pussy to replicate a gobblerito fromthe restaurant Mad Mex.

I gave that hoe a gobblerito.

by S.P. is my buddy October 27, 2011

Gribbled

To royally fuck up and complicate the simplest things

Man, you really Gribbled that!

by Freight Mover September 10, 2014

Slobber Gobble

to vigorously perform oral sexual acts on a male using vast amounts of saliva and also going deep enough to induce choking and related traumatic noises from the performing party.

Tina- "I don't just suck cock, I can give a mean slobber gobble"
Larry; "pull dem trousers down, I wanna slobber gobble that shit"

by T-O-Double August 24, 2009

gobble neck

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004

Ed Gobbler

A sex act involving a man, a horse, and a jar of Jiff Peanut Butter. First the man takes the jar of Jiff Peanut Butter and places it in between the horse's gums and lips (As made famous by voice actor Allan "Rocky" Lane from the 1960's TV show titled "Mr. Ed") and then attemps to fuck the horse's face.

"So what do you want to do today?"
"Let's go find us a horse and get ourselves an Ed Gobbler."

by WakeUpInFlames October 28, 2007

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013