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Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023
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Grive

To drive drunk. "Good to grive" means you're drunk but you can probably make it home. It's okay to drive drunk if you don't personally know anyone who's died from it.
"Let me tell you, this man here.. He's good to grive"

"Yeah I grove home from the bar last night. It normally takes half an hour but I'd swear I made it home in five minutes."
by RC-Cola November 3, 2006
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griven

A stupid moron that thinks hes better than everyone else because his parents bought him ops on 2knet.
<Griven> GZ is a stupid moron that needs to be banned for life.
*Griven sets mode +m just because he can
by GoldZero January 25, 2004
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Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.
After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.
by BNArmy March 31, 2009
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Grevensher

A supreme commander that knows everything in the field he or she controls.
Christian is a supreme grevensher of debating on www.Studentcenter.org
by Christian soto October 15, 2004
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Grivell

When one participates in so much anal sex (usually homosexual) that when they urinate, there are small chuncks of feces in their urine.
Karl fucked Kaiden in the arse so much, that he now Grivells when taking a piss
by Spangletown October 2, 2010
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Griven

One who uses power he got by kissing ass for attention.
Man, that guy's such a Griven.
by random person January 19, 2004
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