Whistelin' Past The Graveyard

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.

Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"

by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009

whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.

"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits

by Gat-Man November 26, 2013

Throwing a graveyard

To react negatively to something cringe-worthy, often denoted by numerous skull emojis.

Bro 1: “Bro did you see that cringe Insta post?”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I saw it last night and I was throwing a graveyard.”

Last night: “Dude wtf 💀💀💀💀💀”

by FatherWreck August 5, 2022

Graveyard Baby

Person conceived in wicked graveyard play. Naturally of darker tastes.

Did you see that creepy chick over there?
Yeah, that’s Lilly! She’s such a graveyard baby.

by Graveyard Baby February 27, 2020

Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Graveyard Stew

Leftover cornbread, warm milk, and sugar to taste. A dish eaten after a long ass night shift.

Jerry worked a double and was so thrashed he could only muster some graveyard stew for dinner.

by LadyDi10 May 28, 2025

Graveyard Cone

A bong piece or bowl (or "Cone" as it is referred to in Australia where the term was coined) that has ash stuck in it, thus forcing an individual to sprinkle tobacco on top and smoke the unpleasant ashy bowl or "sink the cone".

Dude I can't get the ash out of the cone piece I'm just gonna sink a graveyard cone

by Ronald Rackson November 28, 2022