A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.
Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"
by -Rokitman- November 21, 2008
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whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.
"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits
by Gat-Man November 23, 2013
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Graveyard slut

A girl or woman who upon death would prefer to be buried amongst deceased single men rather than her own partner.
Did you hear Zoe talking about her plans to be buried in the male section of the graveyard?
- Yeh man, classic graveyard slut
by Sean Phillips February 11, 2016
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Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.
Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”
by KountryNicca20666 September 07, 2020
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Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.
Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀
by Zeb244 February 05, 2023
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Graveyard fiesta

Where two lads partake in munting while also taking fentanyl. Most people try to time it As you finish you also fent fold.
Guy 1: hey susie we are having a graveyard fiesta tonight wanna join?
Susie: fuck that jimmy has been folding over from fent for the last week
Bill: yea and i heard yall went for him next!
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.
"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."
by slacketstew December 08, 2019
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