The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 4, 2025

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

At the end of the night at a bar or pub, a handfull of gravel it thrown or 'pitched'. Anyone being hit and knocked out is fair game to be taken home
by Regan112 December 1, 2009
