a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

by thecoolcanadian November 24, 2010

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Fruit and Grain Bar

While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends

Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch

by SCULLET February 6, 2005

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Whole Grain Hotdog

The act of releasing excrement in between a partners ass cheeks. Then resting your member between the cheeks, resembling a hotdog.

Ay bro you want to pull off a whole grain hotdog later?

by GrandpaSillySnake December 11, 2018

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sippin da grain

drinking beer, usually intentionally to get intoxicated..

"ya man, i love sippin da grain! les get wasted friday!"

by collin ae October 19, 2007

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Grippin Wood Grain

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

by FINEST187 April 24, 2008

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