Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

Gorkemeit

A Pony riding troll.

A fat ugly chick

Wow, that chick is a Gorkemeit for sure.

by Mr. Mixelpix June 2, 2010

gorangaboon

Cross between a gorilla, orangutan, and a baboon. Slang term for an unattractive female.

Damn! You got yourself a gorangaboon.

by sigjag March 27, 2017

groaker

(verb): A person who stares at others eating, in the hopes that they will get some food out of it. ( a person who groaks)

Don't establish eye contact with a groaker, they'll stare until you give them something.

by afanofbigness June 13, 2018

Gorknork

Person or persons who sniff women’s bicycle seats

That gorknork stole my grandmom’s bike for a jerk session.

by uncle froggy April 5, 2019

Gorat

the female version of borat

Her bikini was so far up her coochie she was definitely being a gorat

by Honeybunny666 July 20, 2020

Goran Pandev

Goran Pandev is a 37 macedonian footballer who plays for genoa.he is a legend in Macedonia alot of Macedonians idolize him,he is known for being one of the few Macedonians to ever win the uefa champions league.

Goran Pandev is a great player!
I know right!

by Pandev Fan December 31, 2020