Goopertshmutz

1) Male ejaculate, cum, semen. (can be used as a (lubricant when fresh)
2) The act or process of ejaculation. To eject cum out of the penis.

1) I got goopertshmutz in my belly button.
2) I was horny so I went to the bathroom to goopertshmutz

by Payday420 September 1, 2019

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

goomper

a guts ache who goomps down food. This is the true meaning of this slang word. It originates from Mt Isa Queensland Australia.

aww look at that animal howling into that hamburger. She GOOMPED it down without chewing it ! Fucking GOOMPER !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 9, 2020

Goppers

The opposite of poggers.

Dude 1: Yo bro my mom fucking died.
Dude 2: Goppers

by CHuffCityBoys November 30, 2020

GamperPug

The Best Youtuber to ever walk the earth

YESS!!! ITS GAMPERPUG OH MY GOSH!!!!

by GamperPug May 23, 2021

Gomer

Once who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs.

Noah is such gomer.

by blandpa November 18, 2021

Godperson

A person god made to spite Adam, eve, and their entire species

The godperson self-destructed

by thiccframes March 21, 2022