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we all have goals. 

response when someone does something goal worthy.
you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

ugly people goals 

when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.

Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”

UN sustainable goals

The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.
We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!

mom and son goals 

When you and your son or mom look good together in a picture or photo on social media or irl
You and your mom have mom and son goals
“Wow that haircut is goals”
Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”
Goals by mackleroy1027 June 4, 2018

Relationship Goals 

The perfect relationship everyone wants to have, but can't have because Davie and Alli are the only couple to be goals, and to be praised upon.
Relationship goals:
Peasant: "Lets all appreciate Alli and Davie... For they are goals AF. Also, praise Harambe." 👏😎👌👅💦💯