glumbs

A modern day driving glove that sews your finger to your thumb. Because the only thing dumber is texting while driving.

"Glumbs. The name might make you LOL, but you won’t be able to text it."

by FourFinger August 26, 2015

glubbling

The act of 6 or more people gargling their own semen in a circle, in a act of deep meditation.

The energy from the glubbling circle was so powerful I could feel it from the other room.

by greasus93 December 1, 2016

glubhead

a stiff gimp

Noah is a glubhead and he likes girls

by LaserzoneTheGimp September 26, 2017

Glub

A person who is tolerant of all people - they will associate with vegans , social justice warriors and even Paulers.

Oh yeah my friends a glub, honestly they are always talking to everybody and anyone !

by Theoracleofchairlegs February 8, 2018

fat glub

I A fat animal that lives in ones basement

My big brother is a fat glub

by Butt hugger April 18, 2018

Glurb

A really awesome person. She probably likes really cool things. And whoever talks to her is in awe of her beauty.

"Oh wow! There goes Glurb!"
"Isn't Glurb awesome?!"
"I wish i was Glurb"
"I want to marry Glurb"

by gasophanakias November 6, 2011

Glurb

A mysterious sexual act. *glurb* is probably the sound it makes.

Steven is a dick glurber

by Chief Ing-Man May 20, 2009