almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Rhino Goggles

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.

Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles

by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009

Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.

When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.

by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011

Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).

Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.

by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009

shats and gaggles

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.

Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.

by PromKingBch June 15, 2010

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

shits 'n giggles

Just for kicks. For the hell of it.

Hey, don't freak out! The prank was only for shits 'n giggles!

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003