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Gambit Lewiatana

Zesrac sie do rzeki, ale w taki sposob zeby dziewczynka obok stwierdzila i napomniala swojej matuli nastepujace slowa "Mamo, mamo patrz wegorz!". Sam autor przyznaje ze dlugi byl skurwysyn.
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Znowu Gambit Lewiatana byl robiony!
Ja pierdole.
by ratownik przy rzece May 10, 2021
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Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024
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Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
by chickenboy June 7, 2021
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A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.
by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.
Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!
by LightRemembered August 23, 2025
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Gambit Player

Someone who plays Gambit in Destiny 2, Also known as a masochist.
Oh no, he is a Gambit Player. Quick Take the Heavy Ammo Away from Him!
by Gambit Player #5542 January 6, 2022
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