ass goatee 

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

ass goatee by trainee October 25, 2007

Ruby Goatee 

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.

Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!

Ruby Goatee by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012

Goatee 

Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip

Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"

Goatee by Goatee September 22, 2014

Cheese-grated 

Verb

1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.

2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.

Diarmuid fell off his bike and Cheese-grated his face off the road.

Cheese-grated by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011

Gated 

To lick out/ have finished licking out pussy.

"yeah i gated her last night" = yeah i licked her out last night

Gated by merk spree January 1, 2010

2012 goatee 

growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.

Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...

Ex 2:

Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???

2012 goatee by vicehpm January 14, 2010

gated community 

An amiable term decribing a prison for white collar criminals.

Since his conviction of that corporate scandel, he has since moved to a gated community out of state.

gated community by gblifelong June 11, 2010