Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

Ambitious_Grapefruit

Ambitious_Grapefruit is a epic Minecraft player. She is very knowledgeable on Minecraft and is a Technoblade stan. She is also very hot.

"Wow is that Ambitious_Grapefruit?"
"Yes, I heard she's a big dsmp fan!"

by TheRealDictionary125 June 30, 2021

moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

The Reverse Grapefruit

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.

Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.

by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017

grape fruit

A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.

There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric

by TheRealMorten February 7, 2019

Gratefruit

Another way of saying greatful.

dude im so gratefruit for everything my mom does for me
dont you mean greatful?

no i mean gratefruit
oh okay

by kyle_38 April 3, 2024