Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funt

A funny cunt.

Person 1 “What’s Derek doing over there?”
Person 2 “He’s balancing a ball on his head”
Person 1 “He’s such a funt!”

by diew099 July 23, 2023

Funt

Usually consists of a old slut named Pamela that likes to wear 12" strap ons and takes devastating right hooks to the gut for doing so in the wrong person's vicinity... She was punched so hard in the gut her vag traded places with her darkstar. End result FUNT - Her cunt runs from the back to the front.

Fuckin Pam fell out her chair after the 50th cap o' G, pissed her self, and blew her Lululemons to smitherines! Unnecessary amount of FUNT TO BE SEEN! LOL

by HeavyMetalSLUT June 30, 2025

Funt

Someone who's fat and a cunt ( a fat cunt)

My teachers a funt

by apolglase95 September 21, 2016

Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it

Darryl and I had a good funt last night

by Funt Expert January 27, 2019

Funt

A fucking cunt.

Anita talks smack about people behind their back, she is a funt.

George can lick my funt.

by Redredrose July 27, 2022

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024