button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it

by lurchking October 15, 2020

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011