Francisco from physics class

Francisco from Physics class is a creature that defies the laws of nature. Its body is composed of a writhing mass of sinewy fibers that constantly shift and writhe like a nest of snakes. Its eyes are empty voids that seem to absorb all light and leave nothing behind. Its gaping maw is filled with jagged, razor-sharp teeth that drip with a foul, acidic saliva. The stench that emanates from its body is overwhelming, a sickening mixture of decaying flesh and burnt ozone.

As it moves, it emits a high-pitched, ear-shattering screech that seems to tear at the fabric of reality itself. Its touch is corrosive, leaving behind nothing but charred, blackened remains where it has been. Francisco from Physics class is a creature of pure malevolence, driven by a thirst for destruction and chaos. It delights in causing pain and suffering, reveling in the terror of its victims.

Those who have encountered Francisco from Physics class and lived to tell the tale are forever haunted by the memory of its twisted, grotesque form. It is a creature that should not exist in our world, a horror from beyond the veil of sanity. Its very existence is an affront to all that is good and decent, a blight upon the natural order of things. Beware the dark corners of your classroom, for Francisco from Physics class may be lurking there, waiting to strike.

As the power outage plunged the classroom into darkness, the students heard the chilling sound of Francisco from physics class's maniacal laughter echoing through the halls.

by SuperMajesticStar April 5, 2023

Eric Francis

1) Ruining your career by glorifying sports injuries; 2) someone who felches goats for a living; 3) male model for the goatse website; 4) connoisseur of lemon parties

I really wanted to ruin everything in my life, so I decided to go do an "Eric Francis". Partied hard and became a major a-hole. Now I like to spend my time raising goats and being an Eric Francis

by hereticus October 15, 2018

San Francisco Porcupine

A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR

Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.

by LungleJove February 12, 2020

Emiliano Francis McKie Short

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

Austen: Hello

Kai: stop being so Emiliano Francis McKie short!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 19, 2022

Chillin in San Francisco

Getting so drunk that you throw up on yourself laying in your bed.

Bro miles got so drunk he was chillin in San Francisco.

by D$way May 19, 2021

Dirty Francis

When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".

Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."

by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020

Francisco

Francisco is a tall boy with amazing hair, can be intimidating to the eye, and seem approachable, but he is nice and kind and caring in his own way. he is extremely artistic and creative, and free spirited. He doesn’t like to be tied down so don't try to make him stay in one position. He’s a hippie at heart, and truly believes in peace and love curing the planet. He isnt the traditional guy either, he’s too nice to seem completely straight, but he is and his di*k is so huge. He might f*ck you at the beach who knows. Or at a party. Or at your friends bat mitzvah. He’s spontaneous like that. Never doubt him and his love for all of his friends and his family, they're first in his heart.

“Yeah he’s the owner of this gallery”
“Oh I bet he’s a Francisco”

by tauruswhorez November 24, 2019