I do tote iron.
by gangbanger69bluntripper420 December 21, 2019
Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.
Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!
Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!
Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!
Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!
by Totes pearly January 22, 2011
Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.
by TotesUrban November 29, 2011
When something happens that is so brutal you have to shorten "totally brutal" because of it's awesome brutalness. It can also be used to describe heavy and brutal music. Also works with things that suck and things that are lame.
"Dude, Marty face planted on the sidewalk the other day and totally scraped his face off."
"Oh that's totes brute dude."
"Oh that's totes brute dude."
by D. Brute June 27, 2008
Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?
Kids: Cheese on Totes!
Kids: Cheese on Totes!
by towsh.net August 11, 2011
Function: adjective
Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\
a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"
Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".
Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\
a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"
Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".
Let's get out of here, this club is tote Hose!
by chellspecker July 24, 2010
Literally translates as 'for totally definitely.' Used as an emphatic way of agreement to a statement or question. Also used in text or instant messaging.
Cara: Let's go night swimming.
Gav: Is there a spot nearby?
Christina: For totes def...Simonton is a couple blocks away! You wanna go?
Gav: For totes def!!!!
Rosalie: You want us to meet you two at Irish Kevin's?
Christina: For totes def!
Gav: Is there a spot nearby?
Christina: For totes def...Simonton is a couple blocks away! You wanna go?
Gav: For totes def!!!!
Rosalie: You want us to meet you two at Irish Kevin's?
Christina: For totes def!
by cmgccskw6910 June 19, 2010