Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it

Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

Footing

Stomping a bare foot by a bare foot

Stop footing me already!

by Yamu Dictionary October 18, 2023

Footing

The act/art of placing oneself's foot inside the cooter (vagina) of their partner.

Please do footing to me. Slide you me foot up my cooter please Sir

by footingexpert February 20, 2024

fooping

shopping by foot

let's go fooping

by ofpax May 2, 2024

Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024

Fooking Mental Guy

another term for

“fucking mental guy”

that’s one fooking mental guy !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011