foof

foof is the code word for casually murdering a human thats in the same room as you

“Aye bro wanna foof Gerard with me?”

by envythegreenleaf January 2, 2021

Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024

Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.

"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."

by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012

foof

when music is like wah and then weeeh at the same time yk

"we need to find foof sounds shanny"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"

by valenny April 28, 2022

Foof

A worse version of "fool"

James, if you think that a girl with 200k snapchat karma won't cheat on you, then you are a fucking foof!

by Gymnopedist January 24, 2022

foof

1.) You are hungry and want food but you can’t get any.
2.) Fuck

3.) foofed (fucked)

Dude 1- Shit man my mom caught me with Sara, I’m so foofed .

by Cloud chaser February 24, 2018

Foof

A person who is socially awkward, gets roasted frequently, or just does a lot of stupid shit without realizing it.

Boy 1: John dropped his phone in the storm drain and went in to retrieve it.
Boy 2: What happened?
Boy 1: He got stuck.
Boy 2: He’s a foof....

by LeotheSavage November 5, 2020