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Flatulence

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 3, 2024
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intellectual flatulence

Intellectual Flatulence refers to when someone with a wealth of knowledge involuntarily and randomly spouts nerdy fart facts as a result of the intellectual overflow
Wow, that guy Craig really knows his stuff. He was having a large case of intellectual flatulence the other day when discussing the Dinosaurs tv show!
by AwkwardKale August 3, 2024
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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
by Haldee June 2, 2018
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Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
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Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)
Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad
by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019
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