brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.

Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡

by EMD F59PHI August 28, 2024

Flatulence

The utter nonsense spouted by flat earthers

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.

by drnutt December 3, 2024

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Pelvic Flatulence

When you hit or irritate the balls so much that you start farting radically and spontaneously.

“John did you hear that Eric got Pelvic Flatulence?”
“Wow that must fucking suck.”

by Nick Asltey August 5, 2021

Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

Herbal flatulence

When you stick the top end of a bong up your ass and instead of your partner taking a fat rip they help you take a fat rip by blowing causing a fart.

Nathan- alyssa have you ever herbally flatulated?

Alyssa- babe what’s that
Nathan- lemme show you, show me your ass
Alyssa- but we’re busy getting high

Nathan- I know (;
Alyssa- WANNA SMOKE MY HERBAL FLATULENCE WHEN WERE DONE?!?

by Bread and butter November 8, 2021