Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

big flacci

A big flock of, many

Holy crap! Look at that big flacci of birds

by Big flacci/ January 23, 2017

No flaccid

It’s like no cap, it’s to inculcate what have been told is true and not a lie

And then the car exploded no flaccid!

by NetflixAndPopcorn July 3, 2025

hate flaccid

Opposite of a hate boner; when you see/think of someone you hate and it turns you off

I was searching for tentacle porn and saw Kamala Harris. I’ve never gotten a hate flaccid so fast

by zFlare5 January 3, 2026

flickin and flackin

to run around from place to place looking for things

We aint gone be doin all this flickin and flackin. We gone go in this store, get what we need, and go home.

by sosokhaii December 20, 2010

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024