Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.

by Hotlan November 25, 2009

Fercrunkin'

verb:

Definition 1) A style of drunken hillbilly dancing, or a place in which said activity takes place.

Definition 2) A spastic jerky dance one does when overcome with emotion to show excitement or approval.

Definition 3) A style of drinking so ferocious and feared that individuals partaking in said drinking style may wake up the next day not remembering events from the night before. Outlawed in most states, Fercrunking is slowly on the rise!

Example Sentence 1: After a few shots, Charleen was fercrunkin' all over the bed of Joe Don's pickup truck!

Example Sentence 2: Emilio was so fercrunkin' after seeing Showgirls live in Vegas!

Example Sentence 3: "What's with the Ferret hat Jerome?" "Man I gots no clue, we wuz fercrunkin' last night!"

by PirateTownOK March 27, 2010

Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Freckled Lemonade

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.

The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.

by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010

freck specs

Another word for freckles

Wow, that brodie has a lot of freck specs on his face!

freckles

by ALDubb$ (poop brodie) January 18, 2011

Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.

“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”

by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015