I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Person1:Cómo es usted buen día señor
Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!
Person1:Unirse a mi mafia italiana o de lo contrario
Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!
Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!
Person1:Unirse a mi mafia italiana o de lo contrario
Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!
by Sub2PewDiePienow October 18, 2020

by GeorgeiePorgie September 11, 2010

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018

by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023

The act of hitting the ball back to your opponent in a game of ping pong by smashing it and running to the left side leaving him with no chance of hitting it back.
by TheGunnaGuy August 24, 2021

The girl that gets with one dude then gets with all his friends one at a time, depending on who has the bigger bag that night
by anonymous January 16, 2025
