facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

by Adam M. C. Archibald May 15, 2006

Facelooping

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

by stryscribe February 3, 2010

fakelebrity

when someone gets famous or gain celebrity status, and they haven't done anything that would make them famous except host in reality television shows. or someone who's famous for nothing.

Guy 1: Dude, the new season of Jersey Shore is coming on you gonna watch?

Guy 2: Hell no, i can't stand all those fakelebrities

Mike: Dude Kim Kardashian is hot!

Jimmy: yea but dude she's so a fakelebrity

by drider August 1, 2010

Facelagging

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Farvel

A Farvel in Occult/Metaphyisical terminology is he currency that balances out the barter system in astral/ etheric planes. it is most commonly used by "starseeds" or indigo childen, Its "worth" is calculated out by using the auric energy of base metals; one kg of iron equals one Farvel.

"During my last Alchemical Experiment, using psionic vampirism methods on the ingot of iron, i transmuted the energy into a Sigil and scryed it, i was then able to project and collect my Farvel's to give to my spirit guide."

by AlmightyBoz November 30, 2011

Fapelope

A bastard with a strange fettish for large foreheads, stores large ammounts of porn on his/her computer, faps too much, and possibly bisexual. Usually has a memory comparable to a goldfish.

Drew, stop fapping! God, you are such a fapelope!

by adjacentfawn September 19, 2012

Fakelin

A girl named Kaitlin that is a fake friend.

Here comes Fakelin.

by fuccvalentines_1234 February 14, 2019