When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

by JXRDNS May 26, 2018

A younger brother who doesn’t answer your text messages, farts way too much and probably has IBS. Farty boys are so stinky that they make the air reek of farts wherever they go and they suck at playing Mario Party.
Aka - a stinker.
Aka - a stinker.
by GayLettuce July 19, 2022

by Im the best person ever March 26, 2019

this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
by K-Bitch September 29, 2010

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.
Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
