faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

two-faced

two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...

wow >name< is nice to me in person but when he leaves he just fucking trash talks me (two-faced)

by .EXcLUsiVE. September 24, 2005

Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

double faced entendre

Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."

by Happy454 June 23, 2021

Game faced

The result of pre-gaming to get shit faced.

Yeah, I'm game faced.

by McGmoney March 14, 2011

Facihole

A man who like to have gay inter-relationships with other men.

"Look at that FACIHOLE bruv"

by Dogdipper900 November 30, 2007

Faci-Leak

Information you find out on Facebook that you should have already known or been told through more appropriate means.

Joe: I heard your sister got divorced, that sucks.
John: What are you talking about?
Joe: Oh you don't know? I saw it on Facebook.
John: Great, I have to find this out from a Faci-Leak.

by van g rules February 21, 2011