evan

pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar!!!!!!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass!!!!!!! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX!!!!!! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle !

He is such an Evan, he made out with Claire and loves her sister now!!!!!!!!!

by Steve Hasset December 23, 2011

Evans

The maker of the Highest Quality drumheads available.

Person: My crap drusm ring out WAY too much!

Person 2: Throw some Evans Onyx skins on there!

by v ReacTiioN July 06, 2009

Evan

He is completely stupid and probably has an IQ of 0.

He’s so stupid what’s his name

He must be Evan

by Jumpscare200 October 05, 2020

Evans

An underground tree which blooms once every decade. Only the Evans moth feeds off the nectar. It has brown flowers

The fish swam into a cave until it was out of water and dying. Its last view was at the beautiful evans tree.

by Charlie Antelop June 09, 2006

Evan

All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'

"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."

"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."

by yoursMB March 24, 2013

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 25, 2019

Evan

1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal

He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)

by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013