Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.

"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.

Apple Evangelist by CloudPixie August 10, 2012

evangelion 

A classic bit of Anime. So confusing!

Shinji has the most annoying scream in the entire history of the world!!

Fans: Evangelion, So fucked up but so worth it!

evangelion by Lizzie Moogle July 6, 2006

evangelistic 

To speak in a preacher tone of voice with pauses and enunciations to capture the interest of an audience.

Not to be confused with a developmental delay in speech, Dave Matthews has an evangelistic way of speaking that is both intriguing and captivating.

evangelistic by sunidei January 11, 2011

evangelline 

Evangelline, is a beautiful girl who is loved by lots. She goes through alot though behind her smile are a million tears. She has many struggles and goes through a lot, If your friends with an Evangelline keep her close because she will always be there for you, she helps others more than herself. You are very lucky if you have an Evangelline in your life.

There's Evangelline i hope she knows how special she is.

evangelline by Evangelline April 17, 2017

toxic evangelism 

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.

Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."

toxic evangelism by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010

evangelical 

christians who like to argue and force their ideas of religion on others. sometimes resulting in violence and always voice raising.

Dude, that chick is so fucking evangelical!

evangelical by alisse March 29, 2004

evangeline 

likes vintage clothing, big boobied, wears ribbons in her hair, very smart and flirty, usally of jewis desent, has maltesermoments

OMG she is wearing an Evangeline

that is so totally evangeline!

maltesermoments evangeline eviie boobs vintage hat

evangeline by lolly97 December 5, 2010